Because I'm a rich and good looking footballer: Archive

Because I'm a rich and good looking footballer

February 2012

Anonymous asked: Do you suggest eating cum is not disgusting?

Great….. Not being good at Photoshop blew the one chance I have for Amanda Seyfried to follow me on twitter.

Anonymous asked: Who eats suntan cream?

Anonymous asked: eww.. so disgusting.

girlwhowasonfire: I make friends so easily on the internet why doesn’t it work irl

You can hate Taylor Swift but the fact that she plans to take a fan as a date to the ACM Awards to compensate for being unable to make it to his prom, is pretty awesome.

Tumblr is full of clothes you can’t wear, food you...